every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
- Friend: What's your type?
- Me: Famous or fictional.
eathealthylivehappylovealways:
I NEVER NOTICED HIM
How has no one known this..
holy shit he’s fucking gorgeous
He was always gorgeous what are you talking about
you’re the only one who understands me google
In high school I knew this girl that wanted to become a prostitute when she graduated and now she goes to Stanford
is this not the best shirt ever
is that not the best smile ever lmfao dear god
a girl at my school has this shirt and when i asked to see what it said she said it was an internet thing and i just laughed cause she didnt think i would get it
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
*hides good snacks from family members*
“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
remember when our biggest problem was finding out who the alpha was
now everyone’s the alpha.
when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
